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Questions you can Never Answer

This is interesting... Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the fi...

What a kiss ........!!

What a kiss means...actually read the whole thing cuz its nice +Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" +Kiss on the Forehead ="I hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = 'Your my everything" +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = "I love you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. + If you ...

Thanks Pankaj Sir for making us smile

Pankaj Thapa Sir's cartoon needs no introduction , his regular cartoon feast is an attraction at Sikkim Express. This cartoon featured on MJ could not let me smile..thanks sir.